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Here's Johnny's friend Yo-less, so called because he's technically
black but never says "yo." He's the only person
in school to actually wear the uniform and wants to be a doctor
if he grows up.
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This is Wobbler, so called because when he walks, he wobbles.
Wobbler is in a perpetual war against anti-piracy software, and
so far he's in the lead.

This is Bigmac, the fourth member of Johnny's "gang,"
who wants to be a skinhead and join the army but doesn't like it
when he's really shot at.
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This is Kirsty, the girl who wins everything because winning is
what she does. She's kind of like Hermione except ... more
so. Black belt in Karate, regional sharpshooting champion
(she had food poisoning on the day of the nationals), she goes to
a school for the "terminally clever."
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